King Kev's words of wisdom over the years...

"They're playing that bloody I'd Love It clip again..."
"They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different"
"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game"
"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second to none"
"I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona"
"The tide is very much in our court now"
"You can play with a one armed goalkeeper...not at this level"
"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different"
"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. But the onus is on us to perform and we must control the bandwagon"
"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg"
"The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful"
"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time"
"Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then. Or so it would appear. To me anyway. Don't you think the same?"
"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed"
"Despite his white boots, he has pace and aggression"
"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half"
"I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again"
"You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw"
"He's using his strength and that is his strength, his strength"
"Young Gareth Barry - he's young"
"Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America"
"You don't get two chances at this level - or any other level for that matter"
"There's a slight doubt about only one player, and that's Tony Adams, who won't be playing tomorrow"
"You can't play with a one armed goalkeeper... not at this level"
"We don't get any marks for effort like in ice-skating"
Good luck Newcastle...
Posted by: Catflap Magazine