Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a ruddy good striker who can do flips and everything...
Kenwyne's dramatic entrance from a helicopter was about to end badly...
His name is Kenwyne Jones, and in Sunderland they believe that he can actually walk on the River Wear. And when 40,000 fans pack the Stadium of Light tonight for the proverbial six-pointer against Birmingham, they'll be expecting more miracles from the £6m man. For it is a game so important that Rupert Murdoch personally ordered his underlings at Sky
to screen the game so that he could watch it from his office in
Australia. True story.
And I reckon the big man will deliver with a back flip, triple pike and full tuck. Oh, and with a goal. Paddy Power have odds of 9-5 for him to score at any time during the game, and 28-1 for him to score first and Sunderland to win 2-1. Get on! As they say in, er, England.
Make the bet
here, or ignore everything i've just said and back Ginger Warrior Paul McShane to score an own goal at 40-1...
Posted by: Catflap Magazine