
"Well that was a great idea Dave, I can't see a bloody thing..."
Seagulls, tangerines in space, climbing Blackpool Tower and scary women in fancy dress
Where: Bloomfield Road, 12.30
What you hope to see: Every single one of the nine thousand Blackpool fans proudly adorning a tangerine kit. Meaning that Bloomfield Road becomes the first stadium to be seen from space.
What you’re likely to get: Cheeky scamps unwilling to pay for a match ticket climbing to the top of the tower to see the game. Only to find that it’s actually more expensive to do so.
Fact! Seagulls are no longer Blackpool’s biggest pest. They were overtaken in 2006 by rowdy women on Hen Parties.
Posted by: Lex