The second half had started but Doug was busting and wasn't giving up now...
Queuing ages for the bog, David James being funny, and a ruddy cowbell...
Where: Fratton Park, 15.00
What you hope to see: Pompey trailing with a minute to go and David James going up for a corner. Then Villa scoring on the break with James scampering down the pitch. Because we don’t care what anyone says, that’s always hilarious.
What you’re likely to get: That berk ringing his cowbell for 90 minutes. The rest of the crowd imploring the police to confiscate it. Or to beat him with it.
Fact! If an away fan goes to the toilet during half time at Fratton Park, they will never return. Before the 87th minute anyway…
Posted by: Lex