
#2. Jeff catches FIFA honcho up to no good in a cupboard...
Q: At the FIFA Christmas Party you catch Sepp Blatter
in flagrante with a secretary in the stationary cupboard. Knowing he has the power to appoint the officials for the World Cup Final, do you use the knowledge to your advantage.
Jeff:
"Obviously the sight of Sepp performing would rule out joining in, so I think I would pull out my notebook and take their names, quickly introduce video technology and then suggest to Sepp that I would make an ideal World Cup Final referee. Should that appointment not be forthcoming then perhaps YouTube and Mrs Blatter would get the benefit of an action replay."
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Posted by: Lex