Another Zimbabwe Presidential candidate, another big Phil no show, disliking journalists, and Harry's canyons...

Where: City of Manchester Stadium, Sunday, 16:00
What you hope to see: Benjani entertaining both sets of supporters before the game by doing his trademark three-point celebration on the centre spot. It will also signal Benjani’s plans to run for Zimbabwean president.  
What you’re like to get: Journalists asking Sven about his imminent axing in favour of Phil Scolari. Only for Sven to remind everyone that it couldn't possibly happen, as big Phil doesn't like England. In particular the journalists.
Fact!: It is is 277 miles long, ranges in width from 4 to 18 miles and attains a depth of more than a mile. It's thought to have been formed over a period of 17 million years. No, not the Grand Canyon, but one of the bags under 'Arry Redknapp's eyes...

Posted by: Lex