James Beattie's half time energy bars were nearly ready...
Kebabs, Craig David in a helicopter, Dean Windass and crap jokes...
Where: Bramall Lane, Saturday, 15:00
What you hope to see: James Beattie celebrating his 22nd goal of the season by devouring a large doner kebab, specially couriered in by helicopter by his old mucker Craig David from his favourite Southampton takeaway.
What you’re likely to get: Dean Windass celebrating his 11th goal of the season by devouring James Beattie.
Fact: Hull only have six non-English men in their squad with two Welshmen, an Irishman, an Aussie, a Norwegian and a Nigerian. Sound likes the start of a long and probably very unfunny joke.
Posted by: Lex