The one and only Acorn Winkle...Gary Johnson's ample backside, Neil Warnock's foul mouth, and acorn winkles...
Where: Selhurst Park, Saturday, 12.15
What you hope to see: Liam Fontaine scoring again for Bristol City and this time insisting that Gary Johnson honour the forfeit and bare his ample backside.
What you're likely to get: Me spending the weekend wondering why I really want to see Gary Johnson's ample backside. And Neil Warnock shouting obscenities at the ref. Obviously.
Fact! A certain anagram of Neil Warnock's name really winds him up. I'm not entirely sure, but I reckon it must be
acorn winkle.
Posted by: Lex