It surprised no one that Sir Alex's first stop was a vineyard...
Emile Heskey, timemachines, stopwatches and bludgeoning Steve Bennett...
Where: The JJB Stadium, Saturday, 15:00
What you hope to see: Emile Heskey scoring a late, late, late equaliser. So late in fact that it gives Sir Alex time to go back to 1996 and get his stopwatch. If only to time how long it takes him to murder Steve Bennett using only a corkscrew.
What you’re likely to get: Steve Bruce insisting that his side will pose a challenge for Man Utd. Then Ronaldo scoring two in the first 15 minutes to seal the title. And Steve Bruce celebrating each goal. And then spending the evening getting sozzled on Sir Alex’s wine.
Fact! Sir Alex Ferguson likes his wine.
Posted by: Lex