#4. Jeff and Lee go out for a meal...

Q: In the Upton Park bar after the game Lee Bowyer - who you sent off - approaches you and offers to buy you a candlelit dinner for two to make up for his misdemeanours. You accept and he's charming all evening, but in the taxi on the way home he invites you in for a coffee. What should you do?

Jeff: "Let's look at it another way. He says "What are you doing tonight?". Being alone in London I would be up for a night out and I am sure that it would be lively, so I would go along for the ride. I am sure that with his fame and my good looks and charm we would probably either pull and then take the lucky ladies back to his place or my hotel for some extra time or alternatively end up in a fight somewhere and have coffee at the local "nick" or Accident and Emergency..."

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Posted by: Lex