Fred spent the day hunting down prawn sandwiches...
Man United's Fred the Red...
What in hell is that? Not hell, Old Trafford, for the teams who come to play Manchester United here its hard to tell the difference though. And his name is Fred the Red by the way.
Sorry to be rude... You're not really are you?
No. So what is he? He's a devil. And an excitable one at that.
Not exactly the scariest portrayal of Bealzebub is it? Well scaring the kids is probably not on the highest list of priorities at Old Trafford.
So what does he do? He does have a tendency to chase Sir Alex around the dugout every now and again.
More than most fourth officials have the bottle to do. Anything Else? Not really, apart from the obvious. He is extremely red, but being the mascot of the mighty Reds, pride of the north west, nothing else would do.
Right. Do the fans get on with the lad? Anyone who jumps on Fergie goes down pretty well in Manchester.
Like drunk Scots at train stations? No
Posted by: Lex