What's the worst ad out there at the moment? a) The pikey Morrisons one with Lulu and Nick Hancock (Nick Hancock???) b) The Asda ones with any two bit old celeb who needs the cash, the latest being Julie Walters c) The Post Office one with Westlife buying broadband. The eejits. Tell us now. We need to know.

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Ron Atkinson makes some terrible remarks about Marcel Desailly and rightly gets the sack by ITV. David 'Slow Car' Pleat, once cautioned for kerb-crawling, continues to get work. And he's not even that good. Tonight, he described Abel's corking strike for Sporting Lisbon against Man Utd as a "mishit".

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'Appy 'Arry Redknapp is one of the favourites to become the next England manager, and many who've witnessed Pompey's recent resurgence will find it hard to argue that he's not the current best English option. And watching this clip, you can't help but feel that this attitude towards some of the England egos would certainly do the trick. Imagine him lambasting Frank Lampard or Steven Gerrard for doing this?

Then again, they would have missed him in the first place…

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Sort out the age old argument with a game of ruddy football

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1. 'The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it.'

2. 'I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.'

3. They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different'

4. 'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.'

5. 'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'

6. 'I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.'

7. 'He’s [Shaun Wright-Phillips] got a heart as big as his size, which isn’t big, but his heart’s bigger than that'

8. 'Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.'

9. '...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.'

10. 'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'

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