* apologies for the search engine friendly headline but what we really wanted to show you was this screamer from the one, the only Johnny Metgod (pronounced Met-Hod, if you didn't know...). Only one word for this goal: MAGIC FOOTBALL!

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Chelsea manager Avram Grant lives in a cave outside Guildford...

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Become part of the Catflap Army! 

No, not an army as in going overseas and killing people, but as in a band of brothers, kindred spirits if you will…

Catflap is looking to assemble a platoon of CATFLAP CLUB EDITORS to write and edit its Premier League blogs. Interested? Read on…

WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE?

•    A talented writer
•    Opinionated and funny
•    Passionate about your club

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO?

•    Edit and maintain your site
•    Research pictures and video clips
•    Exchange links with like-minded sites and blogs
•    Make people laugh

WHAT YOU GET

•    £250 – to each month’s top blogger
•    £1,000 -  to the editor who posts the most entries that year
•    £1,000 – to the editor who we feel has made a contribuition over and above the call of duty.

You’ll also become a fully-fledged member of the Catflap team, with your own email address and business cards too. Think of it like some important ambassadorial role, only without the need to hand out Ferrero Rocher at lavish functions.

Want to enlist? Get in touch here editorial@madeupmedia.net not forgetting to tell us the name of the team you support and we’ll be in touch…

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The pressure is on and Rafa mustn’t tinker.

It’s do-or-die time for Liverpool tonight in the Champions League as they travel to Marseille needing a win to be certain of going through to the knockout stages. This is the third must win match in a row for the Reds following good wins over Besiktas (8-0) and Porto (4-1) and I think they will get it, but only if Benitez’s plays his best side. Following Saturday’s poor performance at Reading Benitez cannot afford another failure tonight, but a win take the pressure off of him personally and set Liverpool up perfectly for Saturday’s big clash with Man Utd. You can back them at 5/6 to win in France tonight and complete another great European comeback.

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What a naughty little ball boy!

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Why Lippi is the man to take England forward...

Jose's rejected the job apparently, making Marcello Lippi and Fabio Capello the new favorites. Without a doubt, we should plump for Lippi. Is it because he's already a World Cup winning manager? Or is it his vast international experience? Or even his ability to craft a side that is defensively solid but dangerous and effective on the break? Well, no.

It's because he looks cool.

Just look at the man, with his cigar and 80's-style specs that look like he's raided Jimmy Saville's dressing room. Class act.

There's no question he would be an improvement on this fashion calamity anyway. Umbrellas + Latte = not cool.

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and they say the English are bad...

His dad must be proud...

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It's old versus new...

Ronaldo Mark One Ronaldo Mark Two

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