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Rangers were NEVER going to qualify.

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More essential tips from the Italian hotshot..

#2 - The Loiter

Pippo Says: "The goalkeeper may have the ball safely in his hands, but you never know with those idiots. So loiter around and wait for them to make a mistake. Like this..."

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Today Chris Moyles, tomorrow Chris Akabusi... 

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Rangers can make it a full house of British Champions League participants.

I hope that you took yesterday’s advice and backed Liverpool to complete another great European comeback by beating Lyon @ 5/6. Tonight I think Rangers can get the point they need against Lyon and make it six British teams out of six in the knockout stages of the Champions League. In October a 3-0 win over tonight’s opponents made qualification a distinct possibility, and they are now best priced @ 8/13 with William Hill to do just that. The tidal wave of emotion that’s guaranteed at Ibrox tonight can inspire Walter Smith’s men to a draw, or maybe even victory.

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* apologies for the search engine friendly headline but what we really wanted to show you was this screamer from the one, the only Johnny Metgod (pronounced Met-Hod, if you didn't know...). Only one word for this goal: MAGIC FOOTBALL!

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Chelsea manager Avram Grant lives in a cave outside Guildford...

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Become part of the Catflap Army! 

No, not an army as in going overseas and killing people, but as in a band of brothers, kindred spirits if you will…

Catflap is looking to assemble a platoon of CATFLAP CLUB EDITORS to write and edit its Premier League blogs. Interested? Read on…

WHAT YOU HAVE TO BE?

•    A talented writer
•    Opinionated and funny
•    Passionate about your club

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO?

•    Edit and maintain your site
•    Research pictures and video clips
•    Exchange links with like-minded sites and blogs
•    Make people laugh

WHAT YOU GET

•    £250 – to each month’s top blogger
•    £1,000 -  to the editor who posts the most entries that year
•    £1,000 – to the editor who we feel has made a contribuition over and above the call of duty.

You’ll also become a fully-fledged member of the Catflap team, with your own email address and business cards too. Think of it like some important ambassadorial role, only without the need to hand out Ferrero Rocher at lavish functions.

Want to enlist? Get in touch here editorial@madeupmedia.net not forgetting to tell us the name of the team you support and we’ll be in touch…

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