Old enough to remember penny football?

This will bring back some memories. And you won't lose any money...

Posted by: Lex

Newcastle unveil their new management team...

Good luck to both Kevin and Dennis. They're going to need it...

Posted by: Lex

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a ruddy good striker who can do flips and everything...

His name is Kenwyne Jones, and in Sunderland they believe that he can actually walk on the River Wear. And when 40,000 fans pack the Stadium of Light tonight for the proverbial six-pointer against Birmingham, they'll be expecting more miracles from the £6m man. For it is a game so important that Rupert Murdoch personally ordered his underlings at Sky to screen the game so that he could watch it from his office in Australia. True story.

And I reckon the big man will deliver with a back flip, triple pike and full tuck. Oh, and with a goal. Paddy Power have odds of 9-5 for him to score at any time during the game, and 28-1 for him to score first and Sunderland to win 2-1. Get on! As they say in, er, England.

Make the bet here, or ignore everything i've just said and back Ginger Warrior Paul McShane to score an own goal at 40-1...

Posted by: Catflap Magazine

According to the News of the World, which Premier League player likes to do a handstand after sex as he believes it speeds up his recovery time so he can jump on board once more? Is it...

A Peter Crouch

B Carlos Tevez

C Jermain Defoe

Posted by: Gav

Replaced as the official ball to the premier League in 2000, with Nike claiming the ball was 'Rounder', as well as faster and more responsive off the player’s foot. Almost immediately, it made headlines for it's alleged unpredictability and erratic swerve, with 'keepers all over the country complaining that it was making them look silly. Any Excuse...

 

Best remebered for:

Because of the randomness the ball’s flight, there were a few crackers swerving in from all over the pitch. But Dennis Bergkamp's world-class turn and finish against Newcastle owed nothing to luck, and rightly won Goal of the Season...

 

Dennis Bergkamp fantastic goal Arsenal vs. Newcastle 2002

Posted by: Rik

Jonathan Woodgate who has played just 16 times for Middlesbrough this season is in talks with Newcastle after their £7m bid for the defender was accepted by Middlesbrough.

Woodgate left Newcastle in 2004 to join Real Madrid, looks set for a return to the club having reportedly turned down a move to Tottenham.

Woodgate joined his hometown club Middlesbrough for £7m from Real Madrid last summer.

Boro need not worry about his departure too much as they do have players competing for places in defence, such as with David Wheater, Robert Huth, Emanuel Pogatetz and Matthew Bates.

Middlesbrough take on Mansfield today in the FA cup but Woodgate, 28, was not included in Middlesbrough's squad.

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Posted by: Crouchy

Buy the offical cup final tee shirt http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/shop/

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Fulham paid a record transfer fee for the division of over £2 million for Coleman in late 1997. He quickly became club captain, and led Fulham to promotion under manager Kevin Keegan in 1998–99 to the First Division. Although he has put some weight on since his time in Spain.

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Posted by: Crouchy

Is it fair to judge him on his win ratio after just six games?

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