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Monday, March 10, 2008

The best FA Cup in years...

Barnsley v Cardiff City

West Brom v Portsmouth

The semi-finals will take place at the new Wembley on 5th and 6th of April.

Posted by: Catflap Magazine

Football News | Portsmouth

posted on Monday, March 10, 2008 1:32:41 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Friday, March 07, 2008

Man United v Portsmouth

"Mange-tout Rodders..."

Clipped eyebrows, Herman, and "magnifique, Hooky Street"

Where: Old Trafford, 12.45
What you hope to see: Ronaldo refusing to turn up or be seen in public because his six-year old nephew shaved his eyebrows off in his sleep.
What you’re likely to get: Herman Hreidarsson. That’s it really, we just hadn’t laughed at his name in a while.
Fact! Harry Redknapp has never seen Only Fools and Horses.

Posted by: Lex

Manchester United | Portsmouth | Weekender

posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 1:23:30 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Barnsley v Chelsea

"The away changing rooms will be ready in an hour Mr. Drogba..."

Tiny sheds, major sulks, and Northern pigeons...

Where: Oakwell, 17.30
What you hope to see: Avram Grant forced to do his teamtalk from a tiny Wickes shed.
What you’re likely to get: Nicolas Anelka and Didier Drogba in a 90-minute sulk-off, with the winner the one who can insult the ref, dive and throw a strop the most during the game.
Fact! 99% of Barnsley fans own a pigeon.

Posted by: Lex

Chelsea | Weekender

posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 1:07:11 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Vodafone 'Champions Wanted' 5-a-side competition

Hargreaves: So good he can do it with his eyes shut...

Posted by: Lex

Bits and Bobs | Football Videos | Manchester United

posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 12:43:55 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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#9 Mrs Andriy Schevchenko (Kristen Pazik)

Posted by: Catflap Magazine

Hello Boys | Wags International

posted on Friday, March 07, 2008 10:23:13 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Blackburn v Fulham

Because he's worth it...

Hairpieces, roly-ploy throw-ins and Grumpy Old Men...

Where: Ewood Park, 15.00
What you hope to see: A Jimmy Bullard comedy masterclass, featuring roly-poly throw-ins, wisecracks with the fans, winks at the camera, and hugs with the ref.
What you’re likely to get: Fulham are thumped, later relegated, Hodsgon is sacked, and is then confirmed as a regular in the new series of BBC's Grumpy Old Men.
Fact! Jimmy Bullard is a member of the national hairpiece alliance along with Terry Wogan and Bruce Forsyth.

Posted by: Lex

Blackburn | Fulham | Weekender

posted on Thursday, March 06, 2008 6:26:58 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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David Bentley interview...

England's David Bentley speaks to us at the Umbro England kit launch last month...

Read the full interview in the latest issue of Catflap Magazine...

Posted by: Lex

Blackburn | Catflap Mag | Football Videos

posted on Thursday, March 06, 2008 5:59:39 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Jose still loves the Blues....

If you're feeling sinister...

And by love, we mean he wants to "kill" them of course...

The Special One hasn't been as missed at Stamford Bridge as some maybe thought he would be, with Avram Grant filling the Portuguese large shoes admirably since his departure. And Jose's kept rather quiet in the meantime, as the media turn to Kevin Keegan to fill their newspaper columns with comedy soundbites. But now the big man is back, and with an almighty bang.

"I still feel Chelsea is a part of me, I'll have Chelsea in my heart forever, I left and for five months you couldn't get a bad word from me in relation to the club and you cannot do it in the future too."

Ah, isn't that sweet. Well, until the man tipped to take over at Barcelona was asked about the possibility of coming up against his side in the Champions League in future,

"If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them - that's my message."

How pleasant. And they say time is a good healer...

Posted by: Lex

Chelsea | Football News

posted on Thursday, March 06, 2008 5:06:43 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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Football Canvas offer...

£20 off Road To Wembley canvas at Liquid Art...

With our football canvas competition soon set to close, those kind fellows at Liquid Art are giving you more incentive to get the artwork based on London's tube map. For those not lucky enough to win the canvas in our competition, Liquid Art are offering £20 off the normal price of it. If you fancy one, or simply want to check out their other stuff, check out their website, www.liquidartonline.com, or call them on 07842 219965.

Posted by: Lex

Bits and Bobs

posted on Thursday, March 06, 2008 12:42:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)

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