Two English sides in the final, anyone surprised it went to penalties...

Champions League Final, Luzhniki Stadium.

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

Man Utd win 6-5 on penalties. The Jammy swines...

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Well, it was no first half...

Full Time, Luzhniki Stadium, Champions League Final. Extra Time to be played...

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

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It's certainly not last year's FA Cup Final...

Half Time, Luzhniki Stadium, Champions League Final...

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

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Makelele's hilarious challenge can't stop Moan King Cole...

Man United: Van der Sar, Brown, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Hargreaves, Scholes, Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez.
Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Giggs, Nani, O'Shea, Fletcher, Silvestre.

Chelsea: Cech, Essien, Terry, Carvalho, A Cole, Makelele, Ballack, Lampard, Malouda, J Cole, Drogba.
Subs: Cudicini, Shevchenko, Mikel, Kalou, Alex, Belletti, Anelka.

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Champions League Final special…

It seems that Paddy just loves trying to thrust money back in your wallet. He just never stops with his money-back specials. And it’s no different this week, as good old Mr. Power is offering to refund all losing Win-Draw-Win, Correct Score, 1st/last/anytime goalscorer and Half-time/Full-time market bets if Ronaldo scores in normal time. Which, let’s be frank for a second here, is barmy given Ronnie’s record this season. Paddy obviously doesn’t fancy raking in the millions tonight.

Either that, or he knows something we don’t about the greasy Portuguese with foot Tourettes.

With that in mind, we’re not going to plump for him to score, as it would be entirely pointless. Though it has just dawned on us that that may be the exactly what Paddy wants us to do…

Nonetheless we’ll let ourselves be swayed by the bloke who’s clearly an Irish version of the demon headmaster and Paul McKenna. Because we going for Man Utd to win in extra time @ 9/1, so ten of the Queen’s finest will bring back a cool ton. Added to that we’re having Carlos Tevez to score first @ 13/2. A fiver on that wins £37.50.

So that’s another £15 less off we’ll be tomorrow. If you also fancy lightening the weight of your wallet, then join us and Lump On! here…

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Well, the current one anyway...

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#4. Jeff and Lee go out for a meal...

Q: In the Upton Park bar after the game Lee Bowyer - who you sent off - approaches you and offers to buy you a candlelit dinner for two to make up for his misdemeanours. You accept and he's charming all evening, but in the taxi on the way home he invites you in for a coffee. What should you do?

Jeff: "Let's look at it another way. He says "What are you doing tonight?". Being alone in London I would be up for a night out and I am sure that it would be lively, so I would go along for the ride. I am sure that with his fame and my good looks and charm we would probably either pull and then take the lucky ladies back to his place or my hotel for some extra time or alternatively end up in a fight somewhere and have coffee at the local "nick" or Accident and Emergency..."

See You Are The Jeff every week in Catflap Magazine.

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Quite literally...

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It's Lyon's Juninho doing what he does best...

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