Better than Andy Gray, yeah?

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Beckham kickballs from the midway point as the shootstopper is stranded...

But that's nothing new for Dave is it...

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Man United's Fred the Red...

What in hell is that?
Not hell, Old Trafford, for the teams who come to play Manchester United here its hard to tell the difference though. And his name is Fred the Red by the way. 

Sorry to be rude...
You're not really are you?

No. So what is he?
He's a devil. And an excitable one at that.

Not exactly the scariest portrayal of Bealzebub is it?
Well scaring the kids is probably not on the highest list of priorities at Old Trafford.

So what does he do?
He does have a tendency to chase Sir Alex around the dugout every now and again.

More than most fourth officials have the bottle to do. Anything Else?
Not really, apart from the obvious. He is extremely red, but being the mascot of the mighty Reds, pride of the north west, nothing else would do.  

Right. Do the fans get on with the lad?
Anyone who jumps on Fergie goes down pretty well in Manchester.

Like drunk Scots at train stations?
No

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Two English sides in the final, anyone surprised it went to penalties...

Champions League Final, Luzhniki Stadium.

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

Man Utd win 6-5 on penalties. The Jammy swines...

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Well, it was no first half...

Full Time, Luzhniki Stadium, Champions League Final. Extra Time to be played...

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

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It's certainly not last year's FA Cup Final...

Half Time, Luzhniki Stadium, Champions League Final...

Chelsea 1
Lampard, 45mins

Man Utd 1              
Ronaldo, 26mins

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Makelele's hilarious challenge can't stop Moan King Cole...

Man United: Van der Sar, Brown, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Hargreaves, Scholes, Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez.
Subs: Kuszczak, Anderson, Giggs, Nani, O'Shea, Fletcher, Silvestre.

Chelsea: Cech, Essien, Terry, Carvalho, A Cole, Makelele, Ballack, Lampard, Malouda, J Cole, Drogba.
Subs: Cudicini, Shevchenko, Mikel, Kalou, Alex, Belletti, Anelka.

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Champions League Final special…

It seems that Paddy just loves trying to thrust money back in your wallet. He just never stops with his money-back specials. And it’s no different this week, as good old Mr. Power is offering to refund all losing Win-Draw-Win, Correct Score, 1st/last/anytime goalscorer and Half-time/Full-time market bets if Ronaldo scores in normal time. Which, let’s be frank for a second here, is barmy given Ronnie’s record this season. Paddy obviously doesn’t fancy raking in the millions tonight.

Either that, or he knows something we don’t about the greasy Portuguese with foot Tourettes.

With that in mind, we’re not going to plump for him to score, as it would be entirely pointless. Though it has just dawned on us that that may be the exactly what Paddy wants us to do…

Nonetheless we’ll let ourselves be swayed by the bloke who’s clearly an Irish version of the demon headmaster and Paul McKenna. Because we going for Man Utd to win in extra time @ 9/1, so ten of the Queen’s finest will bring back a cool ton. Added to that we’re having Carlos Tevez to score first @ 13/2. A fiver on that wins £37.50.

So that’s another £15 less off we’ll be tomorrow. If you also fancy lightening the weight of your wallet, then join us and Lump On! here…

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Well, the current one anyway...

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