THE CATFLAP CHINWAG WITH…

KELLY DALGLISH

 

Pick three footballers, one to give a knighthood, one you must marry, and the other to hang by his feet from the Wembley arc.

I cant do that! I might have to interview them! OK, probably one of the Georgian guys who scored the other night. I can’t even think of their names or say them! I’d marry Beckham then divorce him the next day and take half his money.

 

How moral…

Well I wouldn’t really want to marry a footballer, I’m not cut out for the lifestyle!

 

You wouldn’t want to be a WAG then?

No, but most of the WAGS are really good girls, it’s just about five of them who get their faces in the papers all the time and desperately want it, which gives them all a bad name, but most of them are lovely.

 

So, this Knighthood…

If they qualify, Walter Smith or Alex McLeish, they’d deserve it because they were both part of the campaign too…