It's not easy being a Southampton fan, especially when Portsmouth are rubbing your nose in it. Just as CHRISTIAN O'CONNELL. Actually, don't. He's quite busy.
Big Brother, Justin Timberlake, Winston Churchill; Plymouth manager IAN HOLLOWAY will talk about anything. Just don't call him mad, OK? OK?
After a tumultuous few weeks at Stamford Bridge, there was only one man to speak to about the plight of Chelsea FC. And no, it's wasn't David Mellor. It was TIM LOVEJOY...
There's not many people who would step up to the Soccer AM plate in the wake of Lovejoy's departure, but then there's not many people like ANDY GOLDSTEIN...