STINKING REFEREE DECISIONS
You have to feel for referees. Happy in their little jobs selling insurance when they're dragged from their cosy offices and forced to make earth-shattering decisions in front of millions of people. In return for a massive fee, obviously. Here we reveal the TOP TEN STINKING REFEREE DECISIONS...
Anonymous Turkish Referee
No idea what his name is or where this was from, as we don't speak Turkish. But this hilarious buffoonery transcends all languages. Enjoy.
P.Alcock Sheffield Wednesday v Arsenal
His decision to fall over like one of the Raggy Dolls after being touched by mental Italian Paulo Di Canio means that he'll go down in footballing folklore as a total plonker.
g.Ghandour Spain v South Korea
The Spanish were the next victims of favourable decisions towards the World Cup hosts. Morientes and Helguera both had goals dissallowed before losing on penalties.
b.Moreno Italy v South Korea
The Italians always play the corruption card. Only this time it was hard to blame them, after having Totti sent off harshly for diving and Tomassi's extra-time goal dissallowed wrongly for offside.
c.Corver
German goalkeeper and part-time thug Toni Schumacher takes Frenchman Battison out with a hip to the face. Does referee Corver give a red card? No. Not even a free kick. Mon Dieu!
