Darius Vassell

What do you do if you have a blister you want to get rid of? If you're Darius Vassell, you attempt to drill it off. Yes, with an electric drill. Infection meant he missed several games. Barmy...

Leroy Lita

The Reading striker aggravated a nerve problem and was out for several weeks after what his manager Steve Coppell described as 'stretching in bed'. Sure, pull the other one Leroy. So to speak…

Mark Fish

Former Charlton defender Mark Fish fell through a glass table, requiring 39 stitches to his back and chest. They did used to say he would run through brick walls, but that clearly wasn't enough…

Dave Beasant

'Anything tastes supreme with Heinz Salad Cream'. Probably what Dave was thinking as he made a sandwich. Until he dropped the bottle and ruptured ligaments while Southampton goalkeeper.

Steve Morrow

From the highs of celebrating a Cup win, to the lows of the pain of a broken collarbone after falling off Tony Adams' shoulders when celebrating. Queue the oxygen mask, the stretcher, a trip to hospital, and total embarrassment infront of millions of viewers.